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Comedian Tim Bedore speaks seriously, but only briefly, about
the big news story of last week in which an Ohio man freed dozens
of wild animals from the refuge he had built for them.
"It's hard to explain what this guy was thinking, obviously, to
bring all this danger into Ohio," Bedore said from his home in
Minnesota. "People wonder, was he angry, was he depressed?
"I think he was hypnotized by squirrels," Bedore added.
A stand-up comedian and weekly regular on radio's "Bob & Tom
Show," Bedore holds out the theory of an animal conspiracy in which
all creatures are plotting the overthrow of humans.
"The squirrels got to him and convinced him to let these
critters go," he added.
Bedore's theory has grown through the years, with occasional
news reports to back his conclusions.
"I connect the dots," he said. "And I don't know why I'm the
only one who sees the connections in these things. But I point it
"I'm the Paul Revere of the human resistance to the animal